Well, I finally made a little time for this strange lady, and now I can see where I'm taking her. She came to me in that horrific, mottled '70s-era faux wood finish. Oh, and don't forget the red velvet seat cushion. That was special, too. I've never seen a red velvet seat anywhere else in my life, but I'm pretty sure they were only ever used in casinos and as props in haunted houses.
So, she started looking like this:
|(But with a seat cushion that would be more fitting at the Taj Mahal, and not the good one.)|
|Just a sneak peek!|
|OK, here's a little more!|